Tuesday, May 28, 2013

In which I make a total fool of myself in an empty Hamburg airport terminal

The plan was simple enough in theory. Fly from Munich to Hamburg Monday night, find a comfortable enough row of terminal seats/patch of floor to sleep on, and then hop on a plane to Rome early the next morning.

I arrived in Hamburg according to plan, sat down at a little table where I could plug my laptop in, and splurged on an hour of wifi. But when I looked up from my screen at the end of the hour, it was like I had entered the twilight zone. No one in sight. All the stores and shops completely closed. Had I missed the rapture? I gathered my things tentatively and headed toward the terminal of my morning flight. A single worker was sitting in the passport checkpoint booth; he was on the phone, probably with his wife or something. He seemed confused by my presence, as I was confused by the overall lack of presences.

“In Hamburg,” he explained in broken English. “It is prohibited to fly at night.” He looked at my confused face again. “You are going to… sleep?”

I nodded.

“Poor thing,” he said, and let me through.
 
empty
totally empty
Left. Right. Total 360 turn. Yep—I was, quite literally, the only person in that entire wing of the airport. I had lots of open space and chairs all to myself, not to mention a fully charged laptop and a whole lot of excess energy.

It was quite the opportunity to make a fool out of myself, and revisit some of those old show choir moves.


I wish the German police officer had made it into the frame so you could see him. Don’t worry, I wasn’t arrested or anything. He just directed me, in German, to a terminal that was actually open 24 hours a day (one with very uncomfortable chairs, homeless people, and about fifteen different construction projects going on).


Needless to say, I did not get much sleep last night. Thankfully, however, I was so excited to see Rome that I managed to function. I’ll write more about my study abroad group/first day in Rome later, but suffice it to say I think it’s going to be a fabulous month.

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